“Mormonism.” Protestant Sentinel (Schenectady, New York) n.s
“Mormonism.” Protestant Sentinel (Schenectady, New York) n.s. 5, no. 1 (4 June 1834): 4–
5. Reprinted from New England Review, circa May 1834.
From the New England Review.
Mormonism.
Mr. Editor,—As the papers seem just at this time to be noticing the troubles of the
Mormons, it may be interesting to some of your readers, to give a brief history of the rise and
progress of this sect.
In the year 1828, one Joseph Smith, an illiterate young man, unable to read his own
name, of Palmyra, Wayne County, New York, was reported to have found several golden plates,
together with a pair of spectacles, relics of high antiquity. The spectacles were designed to aid
mental vision, under rather peculiar circumstances. They were to be adjusted, and the visage
thrust into a close hat. This done Smith could interpret the sacred mysteries of the plates, in
which lay, by the hypothesis, in the top of the hat! But what gives Smith peculiar claims to the
title of Prophet and Divine Messenger, among his followers, is the fact that no other eyes than
his have been able, as yet, to see the plates. For, by an attempt to exhibit one of them, he once
incurred six months of “spiritual darkness;” which circumstance serves effectually to quiet the
inquisitive. Hence he enjoys his indisputable claims to supremacy, without fear of rivalry.
Previous to his “spiritual darkness,” he gained the credulity of one Harris, a simple, but
rich farmer.—During this period, he was assisted in committing to memory several chapters
from the New Testament.—He was also informed of the most common words, printed in italics,
as not being found in the Greek original. At length “after much humiliation, frequent and fervent
prayer,” his lost powers of vision were restored. Now in order to establish more firmly his claims
to divinity, he would put on his glasses, draw over his hat, and refer his hearers to some
chapter—then commence the rehersal, observing to omit all words which have been inserted by
translators. If, however, by failure of memory or otherwise, he chanced to differ from the
commonly received text, he always claimed a prerogative—pleading error of translation.—By
these and like means, he imposed upon the credulity of many well meaning persons. Of these,
however, Harris was the favorite, not only as being the first to embrace Mormonism, but also for
being unwavering in the faith of Smith’s mission from the Almighty to “publish hidden
mysteries.” Consequently, he so far gained the confidence of Smith as to be commissioned by
him to act as amanuensis in recording an interpretation of the “golden plates.” Whilst this work
was progressing, Smith received intimation, “miraculously,” of the propriety of publishing it.
This was well calculated to test Harris’ zeal—for all the expense of publication must inevitably
fall on him. The terms of the printers, as at first proposed well nigh subverted his faith; but at
length the parties agreed, and the “Book of Mormon” was published.
The number of proselytes now increasing, Smith and Harris “dreamed” of a land of
promise! Accordingly, all, with their effects, commenced a pilgrimage westward. They soon
found the desired tract on Connecticut Reserve. But here they were doomed to encounter new
trials; for the occupants refused to part with their possessions. However, a purchase of a small
part of the promise was effected, on which they took up their abode, holding all things in
common. In this place they claim to have wrought divers miracles—to have had immediate
communications from heaven, &c., &c. In one instance, a young man, among them gave out the
time and place for his receiving a letter from heaven! At the time named, many repaired to the
place, and, as “they say,” saw the letter fall into his hands. According to his account, the epistle
was written with letters of gold, in a round Indian hand.—When copying it the letters of the
original disappeared as fast as he progressed; for which reason it has never been exhibited. Of
their number was a negro also, who, unwilling to be eut-done in these matters, conceived the
idea that he could fly! With this conviction he mounted an eminence, and leaping off, rode
majestically a perpendicular decent of fifty feet, into the top of a lofty tree! At the end of his
flight he was better convinced than ever, that flying was not so very difficult—but the lighting!
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All things here not exactly meeting their wishes, Smith and Harris came to the sage
conclusion that the “bona fide” land of promise was still further west.—Under this impression
the Mormonites sold their possessions at great sacrifices, and again took up their march to their
promised inheritance which they subsequently supposed they had found at “Mount Zion,”
Jackson County Missouri. In going there they pursued different routes, and generally went but
two together.
Immediately after abandoning the idea of remaining in Ohio, Harris professed to have
seen both Jesus Christ and Satan. The former as he describes him, is the handsomest man he ever
saw, but Satan is a four-legged, sleek haired being with the head of a Jack ass.
The creed of the Mormonites is not unlike that of the Mahometan; substituting Smith for
Mahomet; i. e. God is great and Smith is his Prophet. Their “Book of Revelations” abounds with
positive contradictions in single chapters.
Although this sect took rise in New York, and all their movements as a body have been
westward, New England has not escaped its baneful influence. In 1831, (I think) one Davidson, a
professed disciple of Dilks appeared in the vicinity of Burlington, Vermont; wearing his hair
long and pretending sanctity. Upon his authority, Dilks professes not only almighty power, but to
be God himself. Jesus Christ is a woman, and much inferior to Dilks.
The Millenium was to have been consummated in 1833; at which time Dilks was to
assemble all his followers at Philadelphia. This done all others were to be swept from the globe,
and their possessions left in the enjoyment of the Mormonites. Notwithstanding the absurdity of
Davidson’s doctrines, he made many proselytes, of whom some were persons of considerable
respectability.
The subjects of this fanaticism are represented as having conducted themselves in a
manner particularly disgraceful and indecorous. Who Dilks is, I have never learned; but the
continually occurring contradictions in every thing pertaining to Mormonism, favor the idea that
it is but another name applied to Smith. It is indeed a matter of mute astonishment, that any body
can be found, among civilized men, so credulous as to embrace such prima facia absurdities. Yet
our much boasted of, enlightened New England has furnished at least her ratable quota of dupes
in this case.
F. E. M.